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Check out the blog and we will show you how to find a job, where to find a job and how to keep one. Go on, what are you waiting for...a job?

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Here is a small sample of our blog, just to get you excited about work again. You're very welcome.

This Just In: People are Losing Their Jobs- Well, DUH!

Analysts polled by Reuters Surprised by Jump in Jobless Rate...
April 2, 2009 ·

then maybe they should be fired!

I mean really, have they looked out the window? There are people walking around with no place to go!

"The number of U.S. workers filing new claims for jobless benefits surged to a nearly 26-1/2 year high last week, data showed on Thursday, indicating that the pace of job losses was yet to peak.

At the same time, the number of laid-off workers collecting state unemployment benefits jumped to a record high in March, the Labor Department said, as the recession now in its 16th month makes it tough to find a new job."

Hmm, lets take a deep breath and think about this for a moment. Jobless can also mean... 'vacation' or 'retired' right? Summer is coming up and I am almost certain that the folks in one of those Dakota's where it's still snowing would like to have a job floating down the Colorado River or serving mai-tai's on a cruise ship. And I'm just guessing, but I think most of us would love to do exactly that!


And you can!

There are still people with money out there—not just you or me—and they take vacations to resorts in Hawaii and to Arizona and to Florida and hell, I don't know where rich people go because I'm not rich, but we can figure it out together.

Okay, I figured it out. (I couldn't wait for you.)

Here are some fun summer jobs-HIRING NOW- that may not earn you big bucks but you can get a tan and maybe have a summer romance with a wealthy countess.

Have fun and don't forget to send us a postcard!

 www.summerjobs.com AND www.snagajob.com